Imagine being so busy at work and it’s your break and you check your phone and you see messages coming from a friend who seems to be frantic from the other line because bloody ROBERT LEWANDOWSKI or LEWANGOALSKI just fucking scored five goals in nine minutes.
I know, I know, I almost could not contain it! Since no one in my new circle watches football just imagine the emotion I have to contain! I mean, five goals in nine minutes? Come on!
You do not see it everyday. A man like Pep Guardiola does not see it everyday too!
An absolute joy this match.
Ha! So I guess this is sweet revenge from losing to Wolfsburg in the DFL Super Cup.
Robert Lewandowski on BEAST MODE!
Sorry Diego Benaglio it was not intended to hurt your numbers that much.